Saturday, April 18, 2009

life sux totally...
so many ppl don even know me veri well
still want to comment abt my life...
they don even know wad is like...
being able to sit back and relax wif themselves getting pampered...
i jus read a book called 'the giver'
and i had a new opinion abt life... and i think the way,
the system of living tat way is great... we should cherish our frens
unlike some ppl who think frens are jus frens...
so wad if hey have many, they still don cherish then wads the point??...
now i hav two frens veri emo... me??
okay lah... got great improvement but... nvm
yah and i found this damn funny joke on someones blog

Girl: 'Forgive me father for I have sinned.'

Priest: 'What have you done my child?'

Girl: 'I called a man a son of a bitch.'

Priest: 'Why did you call him a son of a bitch?'

Girl: 'Because he touched my hand.'

Priest: 'Like this?' (as he touches her hand)

Girl: 'Yes father.'

Priest: 'That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.'

Girl: 'Then he touched my breast.'

Priest: 'Like this?' (as he touched her breast)

Girl: 'Yes father.'

Priest: 'That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch.'

Girl: 'Then he took off my clothes, father.'

Priest: 'Like this?' (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: 'Yes father.'

Priest: 'That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch.'

Girl: 'Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.'

Priest: 'Like this?' (as he stuck his you know what in you know where)

Girl: 'YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!'

Priest: (after a few minutes): 'That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch.'

Girl: 'But father he had AIDS!'

Priest: 'THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!'

i tot i it was quite nice... and jus wanted to share...